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to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest
Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"
Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"
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Where a bunch of guys jackoff at the same time. Most often in a guys locker room just before or just after they take a shower while there still naked. Sometimes called a jackoff fest.
Where you in that jackoff party?
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How you and the boys feel after watching wolf of Wall Street, drinking like fish and bang chicks
John: Yo why does Ashley hate us so much?
Bill: I think it’s because we are degenerate jackoffs
John: Oh shit fuck yeah
1. a loser fanboy who defends his apple products by splitting hairs and saying superior technology is a blatant rip off of his device. usually found and quickly banned in android or windows forums.
2. that loser at the mall who checks his email or otherwise just makes it look like he's doing something on his macbook in a public place such as starbucks, the mall, etc... in his mind he is the coolest person on the planet however this is farthest from the truth.
3. people who go to an apple store just to look at the shiny aluminium computers that must produce diamonds for the price they're sold at.
1. p 1. android is a rip off of IOS because they both have touch screens and apps
p 2. shut up you apple jackoff
2. look at that loser staring at his desktop typing nonsense in texedit such an apple jackoff
3. i hate those 13 year old apple jackoffs who go all the way across town to go to apple store to upload photobooth photos of themselves to facebook
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The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating
Hey man, can i come over?
Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"
K. :)
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another word for werid
wow your a total jayners jackoff
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Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
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