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Jar Jar Binks

THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid

*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him

by Thedeadmemelord February 22, 2020

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Jar Jar Binks

ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!

Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!

George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.

This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.

DIE JAR JAR DIE!

What's wrong with you George Lucas you crackhead?

by Jar-Jar Binks must die January 3, 2005

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Jar Jar Binxin'

That person who is 6'4", 130 pounds, walks without balance, straight up goof ball, airhead, tree trunks for legs... Jar Jar Binxin.

Yo check this chick straight Jar Jar Binxin'... I'm gonna need a go go gadget tip to stamp that forehead!

by smither614 April 28, 2009

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Jar Jar Binks

So, who's up for serving Jar Jar Binks as the main course for the Coruscant Iron Chef competition. I can only wonder what creative, delicious recipies the chefs can create with Gungan flesh :^P

Mmmmmmmm. Barbecued Gungan ribs smothered with hine-barbecue sauce and served with a beer and garlic fried rice. Come to think about it, I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. Bye bye, Jar Jar Binks. (lightsaber sounds and Gungan shrieks)

by Anakin Skywalker August 20, 2003

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