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the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo May 25, 2011

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jared

a great guy with a gigantic dick

that jared is cool

by ruhrndkfkrhf January 19, 2019

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Jaree

A generous, good-looking, godly man. He provides for his family and does whatever it takes to make his queen/wife happy. He is a example of a REAL man.

Being Jaree is the best thing ever man.

by shaniaya December 21, 2016

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

The most caring guy ever. He has gorgeous green eyes, and has a passion for music. He even writes his own music, and it it amazing. He is extremely loving, but has very low self-esteem. If you love him, in time he will surely love you back.

I'm in love with Jared

Ohmigod, he is a total Jared!

by Rayne-Boh January 16, 2012

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Jared

Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.

Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?

Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!

Girl 1: I know right!

Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!

by nickiminajared December 29, 2012

70๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

A charming, smart, sweet, caring guy, that stole my heart from the first day. Utter blissfulness whenever in his presence..

Jared is the luckiest guy in the world.

by whitskin18 April 19, 2010

1335๐Ÿ‘ 654๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jared

Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,

Hey Man, Your Such A Jared!
Hey, I Just Heard You Pulled A Jared On That Clown RobDog59!

by MooseMan420 June 6, 2011

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