A gnome who thinks she is all that and she also likes to think she is the hottest little gnome around. She thinks all the guys like her but she's actaully really smelly.
"Hey look its susan boyle! RUN!"
"na man, its jayde bailey!!"
A person who does something dumb and ridiculous without thinking, worse than a blonde moment.
"Dude I forgot my license at home."
"Bro that's a Jayd Moment right there, now you can't buy beer."
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Dirty Jayde is when a woman can't stop putting things into her anus. Like just trying to pile as much stuff as she can find in there...car keys, phone, loaf of bread, the neighbours cat etc. Like really jamming it in. Usually done for safe keeping of possessions but also for sexual gratification. The woman can only reach climax when her anus is completely full. Star jumps help her reach orgasm.
"Dude, look how shes walking funny. Definitely a dirty Jayde. I can hear her phone ringing!"
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Dirty Jayd, is when 2 people are cross faded and one of the people fart into the other persons mouth in a sexual way
Boy 1- βyooo last night was crazy my girl n I finally did a dirty Jaydβ
Girl 1- βew why do you tell me this stuffβ
people with this name are the most gorgeous girls to walk the planet. Tyler-Jayde is very compassionate and a very loving girl. She is funny and all around an amazing person. If you have a Tyler-Jayde in your life don't lose herβ€οΈ
1. this is Tyler-Jayde
2.Tyler-Jayde is amazing
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A MOTHERFUCKING STUNNING QUEEN THATS WHO SHE IS!
person: who is lexi jayde?
me: hmm who is she you ask?
person: she is a lexi jayde, you know, a motherfucking queen!
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