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Aw Jeez

A bastardization of "oh Jesus" which stems from "oh god" which originated from "mercy me heavenly being"

"I clogged the sink again"
"Aw jeez"

by VernTheCat February 21, 2017

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Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh jeez

something amazing, or the opposite

jeez that's crappy/ jeez u work it well,dude

by balls draining witch October 31, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019


Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022


jeezed up

Derogatory word for going to church, usually reserved for referring to other people or when one has to go to church when they don't want to.

I just walked past two kids carrying cateschism textbooks. I bet they were going to get jeezed up.
OR
When I was a kid my parents used to make me go get jeezed up every Sunday morning.

by Rev. Pasternack April 25, 2008


oh jeez

An expression made when disappointed over something.

Oh jeez, will you look at the time? I gotta go!

by TRH (a.k.a. The Rebecca Hunter) October 28, 2003

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