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When you stay up till 2 am and wake up at noon during the weekend and on sunday night you can't fall asleep till 2 because you're used to going to bed at 2 and then you wake up for school on monday with 6 hours of sleep and you're tired as shit.
Man: dude, I'm so effin' tired! I hate mondays!
Dude: Man, you got some Sunday-Monday Jet Lag
when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.
Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.
The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag
Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.
Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag
A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?
Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
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Jet dick Lag is a term meaning a man's penis cannot adequately alter from flaccid to erect in pursuit of consenual intercourse with his partner after a long journey which has left him mentally and physically exhausted.
Guy 1: I traveled from Dubai to Rio de Janeiro to see my girlfriend, we were 1 year without sex and when I arrived she wanted sex so bad, but i wasn't in the mood.
Guy 2: Dude, You had jet dick lag!
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This is a cooler way to describe someone that leads a jet setter type lifestyle having a hangover without inferring they are a lush
Rich was having a rough day after coming down with "Jet Setter Lag"
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A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.
Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.
Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries
Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?
Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*
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It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.
"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."