jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.

Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"

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Jif Or Gif

we dont know.

Jif Or Gif?

shut

its ge ie af

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Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.

That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.

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JIF part 2

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Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF part 2.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
then WW3 started

Jifru (Jif)

"A mentally unstable person who could really use the help"Jif

"You are being such a Jifru (Jif) today. You alright?"

Jiffing

The act of tryna to get over on some one or to beed around the bush and sneakily get what you want; lying

Stop jiffing me around and tell me what you want already.

Jiffing

The sexual, and sensational, act of stuffing Jif peanut butter into your partner's holes then having sex in said hole. After the male climax's in the Jiffy filled hole, the male then proceeds in sucking out semen infused Jif and either can eat it or share with his partner.

Person 1: "Dude, after Jiffing with Jessica, my mouth tasted like peanut butter for a whole day!"
Person 2: "That's crazy that you two really Jiffed together. I really want to find someone willing to do some Jiffing."