Under-used term for any form of retardation, including human/mammal/other (covering confusion as to what exactly the subject in question is).
see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.
1. You Scratched my CD
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
4. JIMMAYYYYYY
5. AFLAAAAAAAC
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Titty Fuck, where you insert the penis between the titties and squeeze them around it and move them up and down till you cum
My girlfriend gave me some jiffy!
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A jiffy is like a hoopty, a whip or just a car if you prefer to speak normally. The term derives from jiffy, used as an unspecified unit of time aka preppy slang meaning quickly or short period of time. However when jiffy is used by a roadman it is referring to a car, usually a piece of shit as most of them are poor, although relatively quick as it denotes from a quick period of time.
30 BSIDE: βJump in the hoopty make dd drive itβ
BigNEG:βWe donβt talk βbout hooptyβs we Just got jiffyβs, f plates spliffy.β
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1. Desirous of sexual activity.
2. Sexually aroused.
3. feeling great sexual desire
"He was pretty jiffie when I left last night"
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Mitchell Utley's World Of Warcraft character
Dude did you see Jiffy?
Yea hes lvl 1,000,000,000
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Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)
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A sexual technique that starts with the Missionary Position, then gradually shifts to putting all of your body weight onto the partner on bottom, choking them with varying degrees of intensity as you reach climax. A sort of reverse attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.
The girl I was with last night was a freak! She wanted me to Jiffy her, man!
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