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JIFFY

Under-used term for any form of retardation, including human/mammal/other (covering confusion as to what exactly the subject in question is).

see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.

1. You Scratched my CD
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
4. JIMMAYYYYYY
5. AFLAAAAAAAC

by The_actual_REAL_Jeffy April 28, 2011


Jiffy

Titty Fuck, where you insert the penis between the titties and squeeze them around it and move them up and down till you cum

My girlfriend gave me some jiffy!

by Bradley September 04, 2004


Jiffy

A jiffy is like a hoopty, a whip or just a car if you prefer to speak normally. The term derives from jiffy, used as an unspecified unit of time aka preppy slang meaning quickly or short period of time. However when jiffy is used by a roadman it is referring to a car, usually a piece of shit as most of them are poor, although relatively quick as it denotes from a quick period of time.

30 BSIDE: “Jump in the hoopty make dd drive it”
BigNEG:”We don’t talk ‘bout hoopty’s we Just got jiffy’s, f plates spliffy.”

by swagstarjoe April 09, 2018


Jiffie

1. Desirous of sexual activity.
2. Sexually aroused.
3. feeling great sexual desire

"He was pretty jiffie when I left last night"

by VisionOfFidelity November 20, 2005


Jiffy

Mitchell Utley's World Of Warcraft character

Dude did you see Jiffy?
Yea hes lvl 1,000,000,000

by Bal-Sak T. Baghar July 13, 2008


Jiffy

Condom, derived from the brand "Jiffy Condoms" ("No babies yet!)

"I'll be back in a jiffy!"

by DominicoItalia July 11, 2008


Jiffy

A sexual technique that starts with the Missionary Position, then gradually shifts to putting all of your body weight onto the partner on bottom, choking them with varying degrees of intensity as you reach climax. A sort of reverse attempt at autoerotic asphyxiation.

The girl I was with last night was a freak! She wanted me to Jiffy her, man!

by JLThaDoc April 06, 2011