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Jism Juicer

Another individuals mouth who has large succulent lips. Prederably female.

Jody has the sweetest Jism Juicer Iโ€™ve had the pleasure of stuffing my dong inside. Have mercy!

by Tee Cee Deez February 21, 2019

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jism monkey

A person of either sex who is skilled in the art of pleasuring the sexual organs of another and enjoys the taste, scent and colour of the jism which is the product of said pleasuring

i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey

by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.

Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.

by Freshness November 3, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jism prism

The formation and completion of a specific sexual act performed by six males, consisting of each of them standing so as to form a hexagon with a width no larger than 4 feet (this is obviously a very small hexagon). The male sextet masturbates furiously with the goal of simultaneous ejaculation.

The arching ropes of jism ideally initially hit the male counterpart (directly across the hexagon) in the face, then 2nd and 3rd spurts of the jism reach the waist, and finally the legs or ankles, thus ultimately and figuratively creating a parallelogram, or prism, of jism.

The wierdest thing happened at Tony's frat initiation. Apparently, there was a defector from the jism prism, so the 5 guys left had to cum twice.

by Billy Packer July 14, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


co-jism

When two or more guys drop a load on some chicks face

oooohhh...my mums going down on the fabulous baker boys! Co-Jism!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jism Aneurysm

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.

I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!

by Flantari September 30, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)

You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!

by dirty danglers June 18, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž