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Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.
Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.
Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.
(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."
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A uncommon name.
Although now commonly used in band names.
Often mispelled or misunderstood
Me: You listen to that song by Weezer? Its called My Name Is Jonas
You: Wtf?
In-And-Out worker: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas
In-And-Out worker: Jones...Joe?, your order is ready!
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Jonas has the ass that will make you go insane for the rest of your entire fucking life. He may be a little toxic, but if he isn't toxic to you, you know he is a keeper. Jonas makes you go insane in the membrane, and insane in the brain, whether you are a boy or a girl. This guy is a keeper, because you know he has a stack of whole milk whenever you need it. But what a faggot
Jonas is such a hottie, it's too bad that he isn't single
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a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.
hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!
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Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen
Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn
Jona: Hallo ich bin Jona
Person 1: Hilfe ich will sterben
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The name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. Usually used in the tween group expressions.
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