jonah

the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

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jonah

a shit typer

we got a jonah on the chat

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Jonah

Sexy ass nigga

Every girl needs a boyfriend like Jonah.

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Jonah

A dated 1950's slang term for a cool guy. This slang term is pretty extinct these days, and it's pretty unknown how this term came to be.

He's a real cool Jonah! - from 1952 industrial short "A Young Man's Fancy"

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jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe

jonah is good for anal

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Jonah it

To have a phenomenal lead during the game, and blow it and completely lose at the end

Matthew had a lead of 21 points in the football game in the 4th quarter. But then Jonah it and lost 21 to 24 at the end.

Jonah

Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.

Man that guy Jonah is so mean

Yeah but he has a soft spot

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