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Born Juan Esteban Aristizabal.
Internationally famous Columbian pop singer known for his socially conscious lyrics, catchy songs, and incredibly hot appearance.
Currently has three albums:
Fijate Bien
Un Dia Normal
Mi Sangre
Famous for his hit single "A Dios Le Pido"
"Did you hear the new Juanes song on the radio?"
"Uh, yeah. I totally went to the concert."
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Possibly the coolest name you can have.
The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
Juan already did that!
I wish I was as cool as Juan!
When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as Juan.
Juan is my hero.
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juan, whoever is reading this is the luckiest person to walk on earth. he brings out a happiness you never would have thought you would feel towards anyone ever. he’ll never fail to remind you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. whoever you are, treat him like hes the world to you, because he truly will be and is. he’ll spam you with pictures of him smiling and you’ll wake up to long paragraphs and will even send you many during the day. his smile is going to mean everything to you and you’ll do anything to see it a million times, trust me, i did. he’ll call you beautiful and will truly mean it. he loves playing soccer and hes amazing at it. he also is an amazing trick shotter in fortnite, you might laugh, but thats just him and you will adore him for it all. anytime your around him and his friends you feel such brightness in your heart because hes the best one in the group, hes different and it’ll make you so happy & his voice will have you feeling like your where you should be. theres times where he needs his own time and be understanding. i promise you he loves you and dont give up on him because hes perfect. and your very lucky. i promise you that.
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Juan Loves girls and has a big ass and DICKKK!!!!
Juan hAS a Big Dick
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Juan is a handsome hella fucking Mexican boy, can be sarcastic and rude, but does it for a reason usually for his friends and if not then for fun. They also are really good actors singers and since he’s Mexican he is a good-ass dancer, likes to do things with friends and would do anything to see them be happy😍
Friend one: Juan let’s go to a party
Juan: only if we go matching
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