Jumpy

A weird, over-sexualized elf that has two smooth brain cells trying to connect but fails. Also, a person who married a goat.

Person 1: "Heyyyy Jumpy ho-" See's Jumpy banging his married goat.
Person 2: Moaning and thrusting.
Person 1: Kills themselves. . .

jumpy button

Noun. A button on a web page that changes relative position on the screen in a seemingly arbitrary manner while webpage content is loading or a user scrolls on the webpage.

The jumpy button is ruining my blog! Users want to purchase my product, but the jumpy button seems to dodge them.