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Lesbian dike pop singer who is involved in the movement of teenage girls going lesbian in order to make everyone as screwed up as her.
Katy Perry kissed a girl, and she liked it. Why would she want to sing it to the entire world? That's nothing to be happy about!
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a pair of boobs mysteriously possessing the ability to warble gratingly over pop music
"Where the hell is that noise coming from?"
"See those lumps in the bushes? It's definitely a Katy Perry."
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Phrase modelled after pop-star Katy Perry's pop hit Hot 'n Hold. Referencing a beverage combination of a Hot drink and a Cold drink (or frozen treat ie. freezie). A great idea on a hangover.
EX. Coffee and water, tea and lemonade, chai latte and popsicle.
*wakes up after a long night of drinking*
"I need a Katy Perry stat or this day is going nowhere"
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A singer who believes that she can write inspirational music, is extremely talented, and is unique because she dyes her hair/changes wigs on a daily basis.
Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?"
You: No.
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A misunderstood pop star who is judged by songs she didn't even write. People think she writes about lesbian concepts because of the six songs people have actually fucking heard on the radio. People judge her because of these songs, but then once they listen to one of her other forty-some songs, including the ones she wrote herself, they realize "Oh shit, she's actually an amazing singer, songwriter, performer, and way more successful than me!" She is a flawless, amazing human, and the first female to ever have 5 singles hit the #1 spot from one album.
Person: "Oh, Katy Perry can't sing."
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"
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A "singer" who's songs should actually be used as torture devices (if they aren't already are.)
Yo they should play katy perry songs in detention at high schools, nobody probably would ever break the rules again.
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All of you people trash Katy Perry, but she is talented. Even if she doesn't win the things she is nominated for, she is at least thought about enough to get a nomination. Some of her biggest hits are 'I Kissed a Girl', 'Firework', and 'Wide Awake'.
Katy Perry: Baby you're a fiiiiiirework I'm Wide Awake This is the part of me I'm stiillll breeathiing
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