KEEP IT REAL

Something you say when jokingly referring to real life.

Uh-UH! You did not just fart hella loud out here in the woods!

Ay, yo! Is all good. Errbody does it, right? KEEPIN IT REAL, yo!!

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KEEP IT REAL

A farewell gesture by "hard cunts" or heinouss five members...

Often done with the beating of the chest

Often said at the end of a conversation that began with "Koweeee Cobbber!"

"Keep it real cobber!" *hangs up phone*

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Keep I.T. Real

Similar to 'keep it real', Keep I.T. Real is all about geeks staying true to themselves and being honest in their day-to-day role-playing, gaming, case-modding, two-minute-noodle-eating, Star Trek/Star Wars-watching lives.

"Hey Norman, have you tried turning it off then on again?"

"You want a fight, Poindexter??"

"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"

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Keeping Shit Real

Not Dilanka

Dilanka is never keeping shit real.

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Keep it real up in the field

Popularized on the Howard Stern Show, derivation of Keep it Real, with the geographical location of 'in the field' added to specify where you need to keep it real.

"Keep it real up in the field, a'ight?"

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Imma keep it real with you chief

You say this to your homie before you keep it real with them

"Imma keep it real with you chief, your girl is a hoe"

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

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