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Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.
The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.
Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office
When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles
Bro I gave that hoe a dirty kegel last night
The unfortunate momentary loss of anal reflexes while performing Kegel exercises. Usually happens after a night of eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
I was getting ready for my date with Gary and I accidentally soiled myself with a chocolate Kegel...but I think he is in to that sort of thing.
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The act of an Irishman going out on the lash at the local pub only to realize (after too many cups of the pure) he locked himself out of his dwelling, his primary means of communication ascended to the pearly gates without so much as a farewell or Slán out of courtesy, and he has a horribly urgent need to piss but isn’t smart enough to return back to the pub. The closest petrol station open at this hour is over a kilometer away from your pub and apartment.
The objective of the exercise is to walk to the station, find where they keep the jacks politely ask the lad to charge your phone, then text your fookin roommate to let you in, then walk back. Makes sure if you’re too plastered, avoid the Garda Síochánaat all costs, or you fail.
The result of repeated practice of this exercise will culminate into strong Irish Balls and an erection so thick, not even the donkey cocks of the Ethiopians can ever hope to please your lass better than yours.
Seamus: Look at that buffoon, poor sod’s locked himself out.
Padraíg: Aye and he’s doing him some Irish kegels there now as well. I see piss dripping! Two shillings say he doesn’t make it to the toilet.
Seamus: Begorrah and yer justified, Pat, but may he have the Almighty’s favour.
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little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.