The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

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Killer Kernel

The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.

Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!

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cunt-kernel

1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina

2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses

Don't borrow my car without asking, you cunt-kernel!

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kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

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kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

TP kernels

bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper

As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"

Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.