May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day
Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”
Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”
Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔
“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”
A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.
"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."