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A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.
You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"
A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.
Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.
Another name for the longest meanest dick you can provide your partner. So deep it put her ass to sleep. So deep bruised those organ donors. She felt it in her back.
Last night I was pounding away so fuckn hard, she called me today to tell my the Kidney buster worked her kidney stone is gone.
When you can't pee in the presence of other people.
I can't piss in this urinal, because i have shy kidneys.
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when you fuck a girl mad hard it bruises there kidneys
hey delgado what did you do yesterday? i gave a girl the kidney buster.
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Child birth. Hell. Agony. You name it.
*goes into shock from pain*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blame the kidney stone*
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