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A fairly specific word of limited application, it refers to the foreign matter (pine needles, leaf bits, bugs, poleen, etc.) that collects and floats in drinking water or soup or tea or coffee while you are camping. You strain or skim it off before you ingest the good stuff.
Tea's ready, hon! You'll have to skim the kife off yourself, but don't worry... it just adds extra vitamin K.
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Terms used by teenaged drug addicts refering to a bad toke off a joint. This usually results in sever coughing
Man that joint was kife.
That bong blows nothing but kife.
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Used interchangeably with the words gnarley or rank. May describe an offensive odour or taste, or an unenjoyable experience.
"Man, did you just fart? That shit is kife!"
"Eating that fatties cooter last night was kife, she probably hasn't showered in weeks!"
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A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''
Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
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the word to use for any fit or hot female
"Look at that bit of Kife!!"
"That Kife is mustard!"
or just shout "KIFE!" when you see a hot female.
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probably the worst thing you can call someone, other then a cunt.
Whitney is such a kife. I hate that dumb bitch.
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Shity, especially in regards to surf.
Also used with y; as in kifey.
-it was all kifey and windblown, so we went out anyway.
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