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King David High School

a school for posh nittys. the teachers do shit all and only come in for the pay check. the only school in the uk where u can get out of detentions by paying and it’s acceptable to know everything about your teachers lives. all the girls are wannabe tiktokers, sound like whiny fake londoners. while the boys are wannabe roadmen, smell like piss and bud and send nudes to every girl on their snap. the shed is the favourite spot for most of the students where anything goes.
kdhs may be inadequate but the noncey teachers are very adequate if you want all 9s to impress big tracy, daddy levy and the bigman .

boy: did u hear that annoying sound?

other boy: it’s a girl from king david high school

boy: we better dip

by urlocalnitty January 23, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


kings norton girls school

kings norton girls school is a school full of chavs who bitch about each other 24/7. these girls steal from primark and smoke in the toilets and in their spare time and probably post them doing balloon in their snapchat story. half the school is lesbian and the other half like The nitties that go to Kings Norton boys school. Also there is a girl in year seven he pretends to faint and an ambulance is called every single day because of her. so the school is trash but we get good levels

josh: where is kings norton girls school?
ben: just down the road from kings norton boys school, you’ll see girls with the spiders on their eyelashes.

by caitlin smith January 29, 2020

40πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


king george middle school

In the middle of fucking nowhere somewhere in VA is King George Middle School. Where the kids are higher then the Vsco girls buns. About 10 fights a week including a Instagram page for the all the fights. No more then 5 people allowed in a bathroom and no phones in bathrooms. The teachers are rude as fuck and people vape in the bathrooms. That’s about it.

You go to King George Middle School?
Yeah.
Fuck that.

by daddy2021 October 12, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


King Philip Middle School

A middle school in West Hartford, Connecticut. The home of aspiring fuckboys, legging-wearing, Starbucks-wielding basics, & a black market gum trade. 11 year old girls dress like 21 year old strippers and 11 year old scrawny white boys think they're thugs. You'll find the occasional theatre gay, goth, or another non-basic asshole, and I'm sure most people are nice at heart, but it's not like you'll see many genuine people. Protect your bra straps, fidget spinners, and off-color memes, folks. It's broken up into 9 different teams, and honestly? They all suck, no matter what your classmates may tell you. Most of these poor souls end up going to hall high school, a slight upgrade. Most people call it "KP" or "KPMS."

Student A: "What school do you go to?"
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."

by StupidStardust January 26, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS

You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler

by D00med y0uth August 22, 2019

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kings Norton boys' school

The worst school in Birmingham full of white gay hoes. The teachers run over students. If you want you child to get racialy abused and raped this is your ideal school!

Is that piece of shit over there Kings Norton boys' school?

by kings norton gay school June 11, 2019

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


king david high school

a school filled with horny boys. the teachers doing give a flying fuck about their students and just want to get a pay check. all the kids do drugs in the toilets and overall is an inadequate shit school for rich and preppy CHAVS. also all the girls are sluts and all the boys are wannabe roadmen.

boy- she sent me nudes last night

other boy- is she from king david high school

boy- yeah

other boy- thought so

by yeetyeet123yeet October 15, 2019