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A Flirting game to play with your girlfriend. the objective is to have one person try to kiss the other on the lips. But the one being kissed tries their hardest to avoid the kiss. (could be mistaken for rape)
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What a mommy does to their child when they have a booboo, this can be embarrassing for them if their friends are watching, and they are 17+.
Mom: "Aww, baby fell off de ramp on his skatey watey board, he gotta kissy booboo. Let mommy kiss it better baby."
Friend 1:Dude, you still get kissy booboos! You dork
Friend 2:Your fat mom will kiss it better. *laughs*
Steve: Don't you say that about my mommy
Friend 1: Mommy? What are you, 8?
Steve: I'm telling my mommy on you
Mom:baby need his diaper changed?
Friend 1: YOUR NOT POTTY TRAINED?
Steve: The potty is scawy.
Friends:HAHA!
Mom: Hello Baby, are these your friends?
Friend 1: Yeah,HAHA
Mom: Would you boys like to have a play date?
Friends: *smirk* Sure, HAHA!
Mom: Well, Stevey needs a nap around 1pm and his beddie buyes around 3:15 but he could have a late night,3:30pm.
Steve: Yay
Mom: But he gets cranky if he has a late night...
Steve: No mommy, wah! *kicks the air*
Mom: AWW no, Stevie is having a tantrum,guess baby can stAy up a little later...
Steve: I go?
Mom: OK
Friend2: Come on let's go.
Steve: Where go?
Friend 1: town
Steve: To mommy and me©? NO STUPID TO L8R Sk8er©
Steve: Big boy shop?
Friend 2: What a dork!
Friend 2: Look theirs Stacey
Friend 1: Oh no! Stacey will see HIM!
Friend 2: I know! *Throws into mommy and me©*
Friend 1: Hey Stacey, you look hot.
Stacey: WIERDO!
Friend2: Chill darling, we just kiss ya.
Stacey: Never! *Runs away, Bumps into Steve*
Steve: Hello
Stacey: I'm Stacey, wanna go get a soda?
Friend 2: Kissy booboo boy got Stacey!
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a kiss when its cold out and while one person is kissed, they expell out air into the other person's mouth.
I gave my Aarti a shiver kissy yesterday
Kissy Lips
Much like the duckface, when women take pictures of themselves pursing their lips.
"I was browsing a dating site and this chick had a bunch of pictures with kissy lips. I instantly backed out and blocked her."
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A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution
When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.
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Your lady friend that you can’t get enough of.
Kissy Krissy and I are getting together tonight!
Action or gestures from a rude and insensitive prick, to a real ass kisser after the person figured out the only thing you were trying to do was help them in the first place.
The bitch was ass kissy after she realized the benefits of having the support of my services.
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