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Having a wank into a Kleenex tissue.
James: I'm not feeling too well
Ted: have a Kleenex kiss mate
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the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.
this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?
no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
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When you rub your dick in between a girl's cleavage (titty-fuck) and then blow so hard it shoots up her nose and then dribbles back out
"oh dude i was titty fuckin milly last night and i shot so hard i gave her a cleavage kleenex!"
'niiiice"
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this is when you blow your nose into the pussy of a girl
i was eatin this girl out, well i had a runny nose, and no kleenex or nothin, so i used the ol'rotton kleenex.
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a cardboardish box that holds kleenexes
my mom got me a kleenex box for my birthday, shes so broke but idc lol
A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"
Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.
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The result of jizzing into a klenex.
Kevin left a nasty kleenex ghost on his bed.
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