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to get a good kicking or telling off from ones parents as a child.
eg "oh no im nearly 3 hours late i should of been in at 9 im gonna get knackerized"
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to be wholloped in the balls
Guy1:DUUUUUDE!!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???!
Guy2:I know, I know, he just got completely knackered. Thats GOTTA hurt!!!!
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Two meanings in the UK midlands area.
1. a term for broken or a bust item
2. a term for stealing or taking without consent (used in the Rover works)
1. the washing machine is knackered
2 can you knacker me a set of wheels for my car
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contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.
(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!
Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
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Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!
After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'
In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'
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One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.
"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!
When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...
Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then
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