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Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute!
boys But you are taller then him?
girls: And?
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Going in the back door just like they did to Constantinople. The special spice? The old residents will cum streaming out the front gate by the time you're done.
Last time I did a dirty Konstantin, my history teacher gave me suspension for a year.
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Fuck you, konstantin
Or
1:konstantin stinks
2:he sure does
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Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute
boys: But you are taller than him?
girls: And?
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A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.
Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"
"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
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Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue! He has blond hair and blue eyes. Mostly a Russian guy. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and is a great person.
girls: Konstantin is really cute, he should be my boyfriend
boys: But you guys are taller than him?
girls: But still
Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute!
boys But you are taller then him?
girls: And?