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KONY 2012

A stupid campaign made by the controversial organization, Invisible Children, urging people to share some 30 minute long video that will somehow make Joseph Kony, a criminal in Africa, "famous." They clearly don't realize that the word they were looking for was "infamous," or that Mr. Kony hasn't even been very active for years now. One of the central figures in the organization, Jason Russell, had a public, drunk, naked melt down two weeks after this. Apparently it was just too much success.

Person who does no research: Yeah, KONY 2012! Save the Africans!

Person who does research: Good luck with that, idiot.

by Rainbow Crash April 3, 2012

27πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Kony-ing

The act of going to the McDonalds Drive-thru, buying a few ice cream cones and throwing them all into an empty back seat for your "Invisible Children"

I made a huge mess in the back of my car when I went Kony-ing.

by N.Silva March 7, 2012


KONY 2012

A scam. A huge propaganda that was needed to be given a reason for the U.S. or UN to intervene. These trendy idiots think buying the products of InvisibleChildren is really going to help. If you actually really want to help, go to the country. You think a revolution is going to happen behind the computer? Wow.

"Yeah I think i'm gonna buy this bracelet and nice looking shirt!"

"Brainwashed, media invested, social attached idiots. Kony 2012 is just a scam."

by Jewelrynice May 24, 2012

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kony Kid

Anyone who advertises their support for making Joseph Kony infamous, but didn't give a shit about Africa last week.

Kony Kid: Guys! Did you hear about how bad things just got in Africa?
A normal person: Yea, i saw that on Facebook.. posted by everyone, twice. Stupid Kony Kid.

by That one guy from Albuquerque March 7, 2012

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kony 2012

A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.

It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.

I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.

James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!

by FPSJesus1996 May 21, 2012

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bera Koni

Don't know

Yes, I ain't joking

Don't know man

'Don't know' is the meaning of Bera Koni

It's a phrase from Haryanvi which is the local dialect of Haryana, India

1: Hey, what's the wi-fi password?
2: Bera Koni.
1: C'mon man tell me!
2: Told you, Bera Koni.
1: Hey it's urgent man. Please tell the password...
2: Bera Koni bro.

1: Tell me the f@#*ing password!!
2: Bera Koni brooo, Bera Koni.

1: Broo it's superrr urgent. Please, please broo, tell me the password!!!
2: 'Bera Koni' is the password mannπŸ˜‚
1: F@#* YOU!!!

by Bera Koni July 29, 2021


Joseph Kony

An Ugandan guerrilla group leader, head of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), a group engaged in a violent campaign to establish theocratic government based on the Ten Commandments throughout Uganda. The LRA say that God has sent spirits to communicate this mission directly to Kony. Directed by Kony, the LRA has earned a reputation for its actions against the people of several countries, including northern Uganda, the Democratic Republic of Congo, South Sudan and Sudan. It has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for them, and has also forced the internal displacement of over 2,000,000 people since its rebellion began in 1986. As a result, in 2005 Kony was indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court at the Hague, but has succeeded in evading capture since.

Raise awareness to stop Joseph Kony

by wartotheend69 March 7, 2012

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž