Rural Dictionary

kramer

noun.

1.) A tirade or rant.

2.) A prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation against someone or something.

3.) A long or angry speech.

4.) A vehement oration.

Manuel: Yo man, you tired of Clois yet?

Xavier: Yeah, he been on a kramer about smokin all week. I think it killed his mother or something.

by Ralfo the Great December 26, 2006

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A man who is a parasite, an idiot; A man lost in the world. Someone who is a wild person who always does stupid things that end up being hillarious. A man with no understanding of life. Another name, under certain circumstances, is a Johnny.

Wow! He dropped that ball of oil out the window, trying to see if the ball could withstand the impact of hitting the ground. It didn't! It exploded all over a person below him! He is such a "kramer."

by a. monk October 13, 2009

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Kramer

A person who enters a room in a “bum rush” or “in an overly fast or out of control manor”. Ending With in a studder stepping type fashion.

Example: Ryan-Holy shit, Lucas scared the fuck out of me when he came through the door.

Nick- I know right he came in all Kramer style.

by Phathead35 January 22, 2018

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A Kramer

A man with a cornucopia of man meat. He has so much wood, he could stockpile more lumber than home depot. A Kramer is a man with a cock that hangs sooo low, it leaves skid marks on the pavment. He loves destorying the meat wallets. He hits all walls and makes bitches squeal. He pulverizes skanks, kicks all ass, and makes Chuck Norris cry. He leaves a pile of unconscious bitches when he has sex, it appears to be a holocaust of satisfied women.

I left the club and got kicked in the face. When I woke up, I saw A Kramer banging my bitch on my own car, and she loved it. He came in her vag, kicked me again, and walked away screaming " enjoy my kid in 9 months fucker!!"

by lajkdbsqwiuadvba June 12, 2010

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