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A very beautiful woman that is sexy at all times and knows just how to get you horny quick. And knows how to talk dirty to you.
I scored me a kristy last night.
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The best person that you’ll ever fucking meet! Kristy loves Noodles and will always be there for you. Being near a Kristy automatically brings one good luck and happiness. She shows no interest in the guys around her but they’re all secretly in love with her. It’s not hard to see why aswell! Kristy is the best friend you could have.
She also makes a great lover 😉
Men: Oh man did you see Kristy earlier? She’s smoking!
Women: Kristy’s the best friend I’ve eve had and her fashion sense is just... Wow
10👍 2👎
The most beautiful, amazing, life touching girl-woman you will ever meet on this planet. Or any other planet, or universe, or galaxy. Ever.
Person 1: See that girl?
Person 2: Yeah, man.
Person 1: She's a Kristie.
Person 2: Uh-huh, I'd fuck her.
Person 1: ... *waits* Me too.
:D
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The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
Once you get Kristi in your life you need nothing else! I worship her!
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the coolest girl ever, some one that's not like the rest, a great friend, some one I'm glad i met. Some one that would sit and play Zelda with, some one that makes me smile when i see her the moment I walk into the room. she may not be my girl friend but she's a hell of a lot better than you : )
Kristy your the coolest!!!
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She is small but don't allow that to fool you she is mean,but sweet,she is sexy,smart,and very funny.
Kristi is so mean!!
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