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Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.

"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."

by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016

73๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is

Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"

by JesusLovesMe131 November 25, 2008

102๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.

John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.

by crazy eighties February 21, 2013


drunken kung fu

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight

That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu

by rookybeats April 10, 2007


kung fu

The action of getting beaten up or (burned).

"Man, your ex went all kung-fu on you!"

by Fligilflergil June 22, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž