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Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.

Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?

by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020


Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

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Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!

“did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL”

by idkyoueither November 22, 2020


Lactose intolerant

A gay person

“ I heard Baron is lactose intolerant ”

by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022


lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 14, 2022


lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 27, 2023


shining lactose

my friend max had cancer once

shining lactose

by chillbigwhites February 19, 2023