(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
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The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,
"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"
"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.
Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.
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When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.
I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.
dumb...can't be used effecently
OMG...this book si so lampshade!!
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To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.
"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'
Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."
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The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
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