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The Lance I know is a relatively good guy. He knows how to make you laugh and you can normally tell if he likes someone. He has downsides; he can be very mean for seemingly no reason, he’s not a very good boyfriend, and he’s very inappropriate. He’s kind of self centered sometimes, but if he likes you he will try his best to make you feel good about yourself. He is obsessed with video games, particulate Fortnite, but that’s to be expected. He’s a jock and is very athletic, but is very arrogant. He gets outshined by his best friends sometimes and so if you ever find yourself in a relationship with him, just be there for him. He’ll return the favor. Don’t do him wrong, though. You will deeply regret it for the rest of your days and you will miss the relationship, friend or more, that you had. Forever. Hold on to him and don’t let go, no matter how conceited or rude he gets. At the end of the day, his heart is in the right place. He has feelings too, as much he tries to show otherwise.
You like Lance?! Why?
I played Fortnite last night with Lance.
He beat me.
Lance just roasted me.
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Lance is the best person in the world.
He's artistic, has beautiful eyes, he plays the piano, goes to church, loves his family, you won't find anyone better.
He's absolutely gorgeous inside, and out.
He's so genuine, and he'd wait for the special girl forever.
If you find one, never let him go.
He'll always be faithful, and while not many people get to see it, he has the most beautiful heart in the world, and once he lets you in, once he loves you, you'll be with him forever.
He's the man that one day, you'll marry and have kids with. You couldn't find anyone better.
He's the one who you would never leave.
Girl one: Hey, have you met that new guy?
Girl two: There's a new guy?
Girl one: Yeah, he's a Lance.
Girl two: Oh! I have to meet him!
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The act in which an individual pulls a lance, see "Pulling a Lance."
That dumbass is such a lance, he always acts like a lance.
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7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.
"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."
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Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back
Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance
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(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.
I lanced my way to victory.
He really lanced his career.
I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
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He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!
Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*
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