When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide
"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"
The state of land errosion that occurs after hundreds of people beer piss down the same hill out back of your garage.
"If you could get past the smell of the piss landslide to sow grass seed, you certainly couldnt get it to grow"
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The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.
"I got a churchill landslide from that fat bitch Stacy. Fat bitches do anything for love bruh.
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A Phoenix landslide is a ginger's happy trail.
Tyler needs to trim his Phoenix Landslide .
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When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.
Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
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When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...
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Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.
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