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When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.
My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.
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The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.
Man: I want to green lantern you so hard
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To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.
Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!
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having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor
sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)
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When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”