Hot latte

Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.

Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night?

Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.

Joe: Shitty.

Lavender latte

Lavender latte is a common drink ordered by people of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s typically will be ordered iced with oat milk.

#1: hi can I have an iced lavender latte with oat milk?”
#2: yeah totally anything else I can get for you? Maybe a Subaru or a pair of rolled jeans?

Latte Liberals

"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.

This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor.

Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy.

Note contrast to cornflake conservative

New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.

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ghetto latte

1. cheapass way to buy an iced latte - order a double shot of espresso over ice, then use the free milk or half & half at the condiment bar at *$, discard most of the ice - voila! save $1-$2 >> pretty ghetto, though

2. even mo' ghetto - mix equal parts 7-11 coffee & hot chocolate

you momma so po she have to make a ghetto latte

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Lisbon Latte

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.

"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."

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latte hotay

It is a starkid reference from tgwdlm ted says it about someone who works at the coffee shop to Paul. Paul repeats it later only to be wrong about who 'the latte hotay' is some people call certain starkid members latte hotays

Example 1

Paul: you know the... latte hotay

Ted: that's not the latte hotay

Example 2

Starkid fan 1: Joey Richter is the latte hotay in starship

Starkid fan 2:i think he's the latte hotay in all the musicals

Starkid fan 1: well you're only a bit right

skank latte

Originating in Port Orchard Wa. in 2003,a skank latte someone who is a skank or assosiates with skanks ecspecially those who may work at a latte stand.Similiar to; cuntwagon, whore-bandage and slut muffin

"You're a skank latte."

"Those girls are such a bunch of skank lattes!"

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