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Guys who are over-obsessed with lacrosse and that is the only thing they will talk about
Lax Bro: Dude let's go lax.
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up, you're not cool and your annoying.
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Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.
Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
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The swag, or amount of swag each Lacrosse player possesses, The Lax Bro has the ability to get almost any girl he wants, including Laxtitute's, you need to have played the Sport for over one year to earn your Lax Bro Swag, and you cant suck at the sport
person one: He has so much Lax Bro Swag
person two: he should he has been playing for over five years, he has the most Lax Bro Swag out of all of us
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A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
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originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter
ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude
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Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.
All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.
Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda
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