Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

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lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

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Lay Down Lick

Oral Sex

I was getting my lay down lick on with this girl...

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Lay Down Sally

The term 'Lay down Sally' was coined during the 2004 Olympics when olympic rower Sally Robbins dropped her oar, allowing it to drag in the water. She gave up and laid back on teammate Julia Wilson's lap. Australia consequently finished last.

Since this event a 'Lay down Sally' has been used to described someone who gives up on a job/task right in the middle of it because they can't be bothered finishing.

Dan: I'm tired of moving these bricks

John: Don't you pull a Lay down Sally on me

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Laying Down the Law

A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.

"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."

"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."

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Lay down the pipe

Sex. Used prominently by rappers trying to score and lay a little pipe. When they still could.

Hey momma, no need to be up tight. I can lay down the pipe, making it more streamlined than Michael Phelps.

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Lay Down the Hammer

To hit something in life hard. To make it happen and own it. To give something the beat down.

'I was bangin this chick last night and rocked her world! I layed down the hammer on her!'

'I can't believe she talked to you like that bro. You need to lay down the hammer.'

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