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Lee is a teenage girl who is easily entertained you can show her a video of spinning fish on contusions loop (or any other spinning animal) and she will be entertained and well cared for all you have to do is change her adult diapers every once in a while and change the food in her food bowl and she will be fine if for whatever reason she is unable to watch Spinning fish,Spinning rat or Spinning seal for whatever she will have very bad withdrawals and have a breakdown and she may start doing strange things like dressing up as minions, dressing as her bald science teacher, tying herself to her classmates finger, calling herself A bald 40 year old man called Tod with a twin brother called Bob and in extreme cases will sometimes vandalise property by drawing several pictures of cats all over the place (even sometimes on peoples bodies) if she’s been without spinning fish for too long she may also team up with an evil cat called wrinkly cat if this happens you better RUN and FAST
Person 1:“Who’s that blonde blue eyed white chick staring at the tv manically laughing watching a compilation of spinning animals on a continuous loop?”
Person 2: “Oh that’s Lee don’t worry about her”
Person 1: “OH Name checks out”
Person 3: “This is annoying” **turns off tv**
Person 1 and 2:NOOOOOO
Person 3:What it’s getting annoying!
Lee:**Growls** Put it back on
Person 3:NO
**Lee beats up person 3 and spray painting cats on him and around him**
**person 3 screams**
Person 2: We tried to tell him
Person 1:Poor fucker
**wrinkly cat comes around the corner**
Person 1: OH FUCK
Person 2:SHIT SHE SUMMONED WRINKLY CAT
Person 1:RUN!
(Based on true events of a wild Lee)
A gorgeous and invincible female who could probably take on world domination while looking oh-so fabulous and texting her best friends at the same time.
Zombies are taking over? Pssht, let a Lee take care of it.
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a Lee is a really super hot guy. chicks dig Lee, a LOT. Lee is a REAL cowboy who will try to drink any Lizzy under the table but will always fail. dogs love Lee. he is very good with children and preforms his own stunts.
Lizzy: wow, hey there goes a "lee"! i think i am going to challenge him to a whiskey drinking game and make fun of him when he loses!
Cheerleader #1: OMG!!! there's "lee"!!! last night i was with him and i TOTALLY couldn't keep my hands off of him!
Cheerleader #2: you lucky bitch!
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Someone who is weird asf and isn’t afraid to show it. They listen to rock music and will express their love of heavy metal at any local talent show. They’re lowkey a horn dog, but can’t manage to get any. They’re kind of ugly but still have a good personality. They can get really pissed off about certain things and have the ability to do something about it, even if it is a plan they put together with their friends over FaceTime at 3 a.m. They have a large collection of something or other displayed in their bedroom, and they’re patriotic asf. They’ll always be there to listen to your problems, and won’t hesitate to pick the right side in a situation. Overall, they’re a good person to keep around, and can be a good person to vent to whenever you need to let off steam.
Lee: *walks through public school wearing a trench coat*
New Kid: Is he gonna shoot up the school or something?
Person: Nah, it’s just Lee, he’s always doing some weird shit
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a very attractive female that is too good for you
Wow, that Lees is pretty hot- i wish i could beat.
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