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A photo that appears to be sexual but is actually not.
Example: putting drum sticks in your pants to appear as if you have a boner.
"Hey everybody, send me a spicy lewd."
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A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
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Those who evidence the phenomenon (paralleling cat-callers) of recognition of the acknowledged claim of the SLUTWALK (that attire-alone may signify sexual-intent, but is not an invitation to sexual-touching without linguistic-communication) through a direct-appeal in such a fashion by interested males who desire sexual-touching.
Lewd-Slutwalk-callers: Hey slutwalkers, what will it take to get you to slutf@.....?
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Typical otaku joke reffering to fact that sexualizing kids and having physical contact with minors is illegal
Ravioli ravioli dont lewd the loli
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National Send Lewds Day Is A Day Where You Send Lewds To People You Are Comfortable With
Hey did You Know Its National Send Lewds Day Do You Mind If I Send You My Lewds!?!
Dude That's Wholesome is an ASMRtist content creator on YouTube and the chant "Long Live Dude That's Lewd" or "Long Live Dude That's Wholesome" was made in the Philippines by a content creator named P1utia. It was made since March 2023, and currently, some DTL/DTW simps and listeners use this chant.
A lonely DTL simp chant this "Long Live Dude That's Lewd/Wholesome!" everytime while watching their ASMR content."
A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).
Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula
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