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People who crowd the boarding area at the airport who have no business being at the front of the line.
Derek - "I was flying home yesterday and I had boarding group 1. I couldn't get to the front of the line because there were too many people crowding in front of me...and they were in groups 5 and 6."
Peter - "Yeah, those Gate Lice are afraid the overhead bins will get full."
Derek - "Dude!!"
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A cult that devotes all their time and energy towards Declan Mckenna and support the existence of Liam Payne.
On April 1st 2020, lice gang reached a life-changing milestone. They made Declan Mckenna sing the hit song “Bedroom Floor” by Liam Payne.
@user927312: “i wanna join lice gang! they’re all so quirky and original😂😂😭😭”
@dixierection: “no.”
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Little Bugs that live on your Scalp, They are usually White with a black dot in the middle of there body.
That girl itches her head alot, I think its head lice.
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All the scumbag politicians that are sucking us dry by adding their own pet projects (pork)to the trillion plus dollar Economic Stimulus Package.
"Did you hear that John Kerry and Chris Dodd sponsored a bill that would take $5.8 million of our money to help build the "Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the Senate"?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?!!"
"Those two ass clowns are Stimu-lice !".
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The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
Nasty critters living about and minding their own beeswax on the fur of the male and female genitalia
transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies
Person 1: I was supposed to fool with Jary last night, but my parents were home :/
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!
How the asians say Fried Rice, as they cant say R they say L
Mr.Maggo: Dude, me like flied lice!
Karate kid: Me feel like flied lice too!
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