Trail license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

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Licensed To Ill

a.) the best Beastie Boys album ever.
b.) a licence to be The Shit. the Beastie Boys had such a licence while making said CD, thus it's awesomeness.

plus the album has 13 songs, so that just makes it that much more awesome.

1.) Rhymin' & Stealin'
2.) The New Style
3.) She's Crafty
4.) Posse in Effect
5.) Slow Ride
6.) Girls
7.) Fight for Your Right
8.) No Sleep Till Brooklyn
9.) Paul Revere
10.) Hold it Now, Hit it
11.) Brass Monkey
12.) Slow and Low
13.) Time to Get Ill

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Licker-License

If you've got a Licker-License, you are a male or female that eats pussy well, and/or just love eating pussy.

from the movie Trainning Day:
Ethan Hawke and Denzel talk about Ethan's x partner...

Denzel: does she have a Licker-License?

Ethan Hawke: huh? a what?

Denzel: does she eat pussy, is she a dyke?

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driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

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nigga license

A white person who is down enough to say nigga without offending black people has a nigga license.

White person: "Nigga please"
Black person #1 (offended): "What did you say?"
Black person #2: "It's cool, whitey's earned his nigga license"

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license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

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