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Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.
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A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
When a woman does not grip a penis tightly enough when she gives a handjob.
Sally used only the tips of her fingers to rub Donald's dick, and it didn't make Donald feel good. Donald said, "Sally, this feels like you have a limp paw."
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Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
I was hanging out with Cassie the other day and she was looking fine, then Marissa came around and i got a limp scooby.
Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.
Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.
The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
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