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Jane: I can't remeber a thing from last night.
Meg: No wonder you can't. You were completely liquored up!!!
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1. a shot of liquor taken from the belly button of an unkempt person.
Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.
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Explosive bouts of near career ending diarrhea stemmed from excessive drinking the night before.
Normally after one experiences this effect the hangover will start to die down. If it doesn't you are in for another two hours of abdominal torture.
Also related to tiquila-reha, whisky-shits, and green apple splatters.
Don't go into the bathroom, Jill has the liquor shits from last night and stuck the joint up worse than ever.
OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR 3 HOURS WITH THE LIQUOR SHITS!!!!
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"Liquor Locust" is that rare breed of party animal that descends on unsuspecting (and sometimes suspecting) households, invades the liquor cabinet, drains it bone dry and then flitters off in search of the next liquor cabinet to be drained.
When I got home I realized that the liquor locusts must have had a party, because there was no alcohol left in the house.
The act of getting drunk, calling your girlfriend/ boyfriend and arguing over nothing.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been?
Guy 2: ah Sally's being so dumb, we had a liquor and bicker
Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.
"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "
The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.
I'm ashamed of my liquor face but I need to get drunk, so...