Liter

1. a unit of metric measurement
2. as demonstated in "Super Troopers", shorthand notation (in French) for 'gimme some fuckin cola!'

1.
damn, deez here litre bottlez is chuggalious

2.
Farva: you know what i want? a liter of cola. liter's french for GIMME SOME FUCKIN COLA!

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Literally

Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.

OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.

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Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

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Literally

A phrase LeafyIsHere uses all the time making everyone want to commit suicide

"He is LITERALLY a 25 year old man!"

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Liter

French for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip.

"I want a god damn liter of cola."

"I dont know what that is."

"Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip!"

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Literally

A red flag, using the word "literally" will instantly make you look like a dumbass. Some will try to use it to make them look smart (oh wow look at them using a big word), when in fact they are ignorant and arrogant. It's filler for the stupid and non-charismatic.
Complements a person who uses the word "like" all the time.
Like, like, literally, literally.

Like, literally suck it.

Literally

Literally means actually or without exaggeration.

Saying literally, you are describing something exactly how it happened, you are being literal.

1. The mo ate the tuna and literally broke out into hives, seriously, my friend.
2. I literally pissed my pants laughing at that awesome joke.

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