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A man that acts very feminine around people.
He acts so gay that when he walks he floats. He must me light in the loafers!
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What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.
She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.
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Slang word for a pair of shoes that people might wear on a boat.
"Hold on till i throw on my new freddy loafers"
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When a male pisses in a females mouth in sex
Yo i boidam loafered in that chicks mouth so hard
(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)
"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"
A young woman that has sex with pussy shoe wearing guys.
That twat loafer needs to be with someone her own age not that pussy shoe wearing asshole.
1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.
Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!