a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer
have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?
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This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure
Dan lofts is a god
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The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.
"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"
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When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.
Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?
Only the best band evarrr!!111!! If you wanna listen to music that will make say βwow this is good musicβ then walk no further than harbour loft Spotify, ( and Apple Music hehehe lolcat) but seriously harbour loft has been known to cure most diseases, apart from rofling of course hahaha LOLS!!! :3
Guy 1 : did you listen to harbour loft?
Guy 1: not yet
Guy 1: *eyes bulge out and go awooga* WHATTTTTT!!!!11-!!!
similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.
I am going up to my Man Loft to be weird....no Hussies allowed
The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.
I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.