lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.

Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"

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Ali Lohan

Linday Lohan's little sister. Hopefully she doesn't end up like her!

Man....look at Ali Lohan!

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lindsey lohan

How idiots spell Lindsay Lohan.

Idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a whore!!1

Grade school graduate: Idiot.

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lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts

I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

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LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.

Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..

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lindsay lohan it

To "Lindsay Lohan it" means to stick a finger down one's throat to induce vomiting. The phrase is most often used when speaking to a person who is drunk, feels sick and has the spins, and doesn't know what to do to feel better. This phrase came about due to Lindsay Lohan's extreme weight-loss and skinniness, often speculated to be the result of bulimia, anorexia, or a combination of the two disorders.

"Oh, god, I've got the spins. I don't feel so good."

"Well, what did you expect? You're drunk. You'll be better off if you just Lindsay Lohan it. It sucks now, but it will save you from a hangover tomorrow."

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Lindsay Lohan

Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.

just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.

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