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The most beautiful kind loving big tittied girl around she has a heart of gold and a sexy ass !!
If she is your lover or your friend you are one lucky mofo
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE CHICK CHICK BAWWW AH CHICKA CHICKA CHICK CHICK BAWWW
i love my lorna Baylis
Lorna Baylis is the best woman I have ever known
There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath
but also has lesbian tendecies,
she likes to stare
does not take pride in her appearance
likes to be as fat and greasy as possible.
and sweaty.
eurgh look at that lorna, she should put it away, nobody wants to see that.
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The act of seeing how many nugs of faeces one can fit in their mouth without choking or swallowing. Often used as a substitute when you want to play fluffy bunny and there's no marshmallows available.
Do you fancy a game of dirty lorna tonight?
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To fall over when drunk mainly to get attention, lorna is a term offen associated with whore and ladette like behaviour and sexual diseases
''Oh my god i went to the doctor and they said i have caught a lorna (STD)''
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to argue against a point while proving that point at the same time
Stuart "You all really need to turn autocorrect off. Having a slightly misspelled word is still easier to understand than having a completely wrong word."
Lorna; "No way, sometimes the results are EPIPENIS"
this is known as Pull a Lorna
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