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Chromer Luggage

Luggage that weighs infinity kilograms because it contains a laptop and it is used by Chromer Campus students.

You can lighten your Chromer Luggage by taking out the laptop.

by OfficeMS November 8, 2023


LUGGAGE RATS

Luggage rat(s)

AN INDIVIDUAL OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS DEFINED AS TOURISTS IN ANY GIVEN LOCATION THAT ARRIVE WITH LARGE EMPTY WHEELED SUIT CASES LUGGAGE WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT TO BUY AS MANY ITEMS AS POSSIBLE FOR TRANSPORT BACK ACROSS THE BORDER INTO THEIR HOME COUNTRY.

THE PRACTICE IS MOST COMMON IN HONG KONG / SHENZHEN REGION AND DURING WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS HORDES OF TOURISTS ARE SEEN SWARMING STORES AND PURCHASING GOODS WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT OF FULFILLING ORDERS OR PROFITEERING FROM RESALE ONCE BACK ACROSS THE BORDER.

TYPICALLY, THE INDIVIDUALS DRAG THEIR LUGGAGE AROUND THE CITY WITHOUT THE INTENT TO STAY OVERNIGHT. OFTEN FOUND CAMPING IN RESTAURANTS E.G. MCDONALDS USING FREE WIFI AND WAITING FOR RETURN FLIGHTS AND TRAINS THE SAME DAY.

IT IS COMMON TO OBSERVE INDIVIDUALS BUYING LARGER LUGGAGE TO ACCOMMODATE TRANSPORTING AS MUCH CONTRABAND AS POSSIBLE.

HONG KONG SHOPPING AREAS GENERALLY HAVE OUTSIDE LUGGAGE KIOSKS TO ACCOMMODATE THESE NEEDS.

SYNONYM: PACK RAT / MOBILE PACK RAT

Luggage rats can be seen swarming the streets and shopping districts every weekend and holidays looking to pack away as many goods as possible into their empty luggage to take home and resell.

by Tang_Wenbo July 16, 2019


vagina luggage

The items found hidden in a woman's vagina when she really doesn't want someone to find it.
Example: drugs and drug paraphernalia hidden from the police

Suzie was concerned her vagina luggage would be located when she was stopped by the police.

by Newton5083 January 20, 2016


Foam Luggage

A synonym for a woman's bosom

Check out the foam luggage on that bitch

by Justyn Kace February 8, 2009


moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart October 23, 2015


love luggage

N. the product of sexual relations. A baby.

The only reason Pete Wentz married Ashlee Simpson was for her love luggage.


by Riley Wells August 7, 2008


Tubular Luggage

1. n ~ band, comprised of Marcus Disaster, El Fland, Liberty Valance, Barry Hercules and Geoff. Greatest Hits include "Murphy is the Bucket" and "I Am A Buffer Solution"

2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk

1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!

2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.

by Zatchlas December 1, 2004

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