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Having a lump in your chesticles.
"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."
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when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
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Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.
Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.
Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.
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The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.
After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.
From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.
When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.
Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.